Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Mr Stalk

Last night I went to the Admiral Duncan on Old Compton street with a few mates for a few pints. My flat is only about ten minutes away but on the walk home I managed to get a stalker. I first noticed Mr Stalk walking behind me as soon as I left the pub but figured he’d eventually fuck off. He didn’t.

After a while it got a bit scary. He was closer to me and there was no one around on the street.

“What do you want?” I yelled. He didn’t reply.

So I just kept walking. I decided not to look back and just go directly to my flat. But soon I heard his footsteps right behind me. I turned around and he was right there.

“What the fuck do you want?” I asked. I was so fucking scared he was going to kill me.

“Do you want to have sex with me?” he asked. Now I won’t lie to you: Mr Stalk was actually quite hot. Although he was short, he was very tanned, clean-shaven and had short dirty-blonde hair. From his accent I thought Mr Stalk was probably German. Under normal circumstances I definitely would have fucked him.

“No,” I said. “Now fuck off.”

“My flat is just here,” he said.

“That’s nice,” I replied and kept walking. By this time I was already starting to come around to Mr Stalk. He was fucking scary but he was hot.

“I’m only here for tonight,” he said. “I’m staying with friends. I just want to have sex and you’re really hot.”

“Well you’re not going to get in my pants by fucking stalking me,” I replied and still kept walking although by now I was actually secretly hoping that he wouldn’t go away and would keep pursuing me.

He grabbed my left shoulder and turned me around, grabbed me by the waist and started to kiss me. At first I wouldn’t let him kiss me but then I decided to just let it happen and Mr Stalk was actually a good kisser. But no, this was fucked up. I stopped him.

“Sorry,” I said. “I have to go.”

I started to walk away again but he did exactly the same thing. I was quite drunk and I was now thinking that the only way I could get Mr Stalk to leave me alone would be to fuck him. So fuck him I did.

We went back to the flat he was staying in which wasn’t actually that far from my flat. We didn’t do oral at all (I just wanted to get it over and done with). We made out for a bit and then I put on a condom and stuck it in his ass. Mr Stalk was obviously a slut as he wasn’t all that tight. The only position I fucked him in was doggy-style. I’d had enough with switching up positions!!

Mr Stalk came twice while I was fucked him. The first time he came was after about five minutes of me pounding his fleshy ass and stroking his quite large, uncut cock. He then waited for about five minutes, started jerking off again and ten minutes later he came. When I started moaning that I was cumming, Mr Stalk whipped himself around so his face was at my cock and I pulled off the condom and jerked off in his face. I shot every single shot in his mouth and he gobbled it up like a little whore.

After changing the sheets, Mr Stalk fell asleep and I left. How could I actually have done such a thing? How could I possibly have just had sex with someone who followed me home? He could have fucking killed me!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Mr Position

I’ve had Grindr for about a month now but not once had I found a guy close to me that I’d fuck. Finally a guy popped up while I was in Knightsbridge. His picture showed him to have short brown hair, a little facial hair, blue eyes, a three-times-a-week body and a tattoo on his right arm. I started chatting to him while I was walking down the street and our distance was starting to become less and less.

Mr Position then told me to come and see him at his work. He worked at French Connection which was now just across the road from where I was. I took a deep breath to calm my nerves and waited for an appropriate moment to cross the road. I walked in and stood in the doorway to find Mr Position at the cash register. The shop was virtually empty.

I went up to Mr Position and introduced myself. He had definitely found a picture for his Grindr that made him look much better than he actually was in real life but Mr Position was definitely good-looking. His pale blue eyes are what really got me.

He then told me he finished work in about five minutes and asked me if I’d like to get a coffee with him.

“Cut the bullshit,” I laughed. “You found me on Grindr. Is your place close by?”

“Barons Court,” he replied.

We got on the tube and both sat there in a very uncomfortable silence for the ten minutes it took and then walked again in uncomfortable silence the ten minutes from the tube station to his flat. I was starting to regret not having a drink before doing this and felt even sluttier than usual. For some reason I just couldn’t make any form of conversation with him and he obviously felt the same. I was starting to think that because we had absolutely no conversation chemistry that we’d have absolutely no sexual chemistry.

We silently walked up to his flat after an awkward incident of him being unable to open the front door and having to walk five flights of stairs. As soon as we walked into the flat, he grabbed me and kissed me. It felt very, very forced and still so awkward. I didn’t like the fact that we hadn’t even spoken and literally we were only there to fuck each other.

We lay on his bed and I gradually became more comfortable with the situation as he was a good kisser and lost all of my anxiousness with the lust of my tongue in his mouth. Without even any oral, he asked me if I was ready to get fucked. Very straight to the point! I was just kind of up for getting everything over and done with but I certainly didn’t appreciate just going straight into sex without any foreplay.

I went to the bathroom to get myself ready for being fucked and by the time I got back he was already naked, hard on his bed with a condom on.

“Lie down,” Mr Position instructed. “On your back.”

I did as he said and lay down on my back. He took me by the ankles and held my legs in the air, forcefully and quite painfully shoving his perfectly aimed cock into my ass. I winced but he started pumping away hard and fast without warming me up at all. I definitely needed more lube as well!

As I just started to jerk myself off which was only about after twenty seconds, Mr Position moved my legs and flipped my on my side, making it impossible for me to jerk off. I didn’t say anything, but I was starting to get pretty pissed off with the way Mr Position was just treating me like a fucking blow-up doll. Then, again after only about twenty seconds, Mr Position withdrew his cock and lifted me up by my hips onto my hands and knees. He shoved his cock viciously in my ass once again and started to fuck away. At least in THIS position I could jerk myself off!

Needless to say, within another thirty seconds Mr Position had lifted me up by the hips so I was standing, still not saying anything – just grunting and fucking away viciously at my ass.

Mr Position forced me (not saying anything) into almost every position imaginable. I rode him facing him, I rode him facing away, I was up on my shoulders with him facing away, I was off the bed, he was off the bed, he lifted me up with my legs over his shoulders, flat on my front... I can’t even remember them all!!

In the end it was actually quite thrilling but at the same time quite humiliating. Mr Position just forced me into every position we fucked, not even having the courtesy to tell me what we were doing or say anything for that matter! I didn’t even get to cum, but once he had cummed the whole thing was over and I felt very awkward again as if he was telepathically telling me to get out of his flat.

Is it honestly okay to treat real human beings like that? If you want to do that then get a fucking blow-up doll!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Mr Boyfriend Revisited

Since my last encounter with Mr Boyfriend, he had broken up with his boyfriend and found a new boyfriend.

Last Saturday night, his school was having their graduation party (he wasn’t in the graduating year) and I went along. Of course emotions were running high and everyone was very drunk and by the end of the night, everyone seemed to be making out with everyone in their desperate attempts not to say goodbye without letting out their pent-up lust.

I had already spoken to Mr Boyfriend that night and met his new boyfriend, a quite good-looking, red-headed French boy who was incredibly nice. But by the end of the night, I saw Mr Boyfriend making out with a hot, Italian-looking boy who was definitely not his boyfriend! I guess I sort of stood still watching them and a bit of shock and awe. Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend then came up to me.

“Hot, isn’t he?” He asked.

“Which one?” I asked.

“Both of them,” Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend laughed. I was confused as to why Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend seemed okay with this. But Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend explained to me that it was Mr Italy, a guy that they frequently had threesomes with.

“We can fuck anyone we like,” said Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend. “As long as we fuck them together.”

I was always intrigued by open relationships. Surely the two of you can’t be that into each other if you both want to have sex with other people. But then perhaps maybe their connection was so strong they felt comfortable having sex with other people. I mean sex, after all, is just a great pastime.

Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend then came in to kiss me. I let him. I think under normal circumstances perhaps I wouldn’t have even kissed him because although he was quite good-looking, he certainly wasn’t the hottest guy in the room. But the thought that maybe I would get to go home and have a threesome with these two greatly entertained me.

Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend wasn’t a great kisser but he was acceptable. He wasn’t one of the worst ones I’d had, but I always judge what sex is going to be like from a kiss and judging from this I thought it was going to be pretty average. But while we were kissing, Mr Boyfriend broke apart myself and his boyfriend and then said:

“Should we take both of them home?”

Mr Boyfriend, Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend, Mr Italy and I ended up at Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend’s apartment. There were hands, mouths and tongues absolutely everywhere. It was so exciting not quite knowing who’s hand was caressing my stomach, who’s tongue was in my mouth or who’s fingers were up my ass. There wasn’t a single person that was being passed around like a piece of meat between the others – we all were.

It was exhilarating grabbing asses, licking nipples, fondling dicks when you weren’t sure who’s was who’s. The four of us fumbled excitedly around in the dark for about twenty minutes before things started getting more serious. A pair of hands pulled out my cock and the mouth of the same person went to work on it. Then, two cocks were in my face and I grabbed both of them and started to suck. I’d never sucked two cocks at the same time before but it was definitely fun! I put them both close to my mouth and licked their heads, jerked one while I sucked the other and rubbed their heads together. It was quite an experiment but I think both of them enjoyed it.

While I was sucking the two dicks, whoever was sucking my cock started to finger my ass and before long I felt their cock searching for my hole so I spread my legs to the sides and helped who I now realised was Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend find the way inside me. He started pumping away slowly putting all of what seemed like a very big dick up me while I watched the little-visible Mr Boyfriend lick Mr Italy’s ass. Before long, Mr Italy hovered over me, putting a condom and some lube on my rock-hard cock before sitting on it while Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend was still pumping my ass.

I love the warm, tight feeling around my cock when it first enters a hungry hole and what made it even hotter that I was being fucked at the same time while Mr Italy was sucking Mr Boyfriend’s dick. All I could see was between Mr Boyfriend’s legs as he stood over me while getting his cock serviced but the sensation of being fucked while having someone bounce up and down on my dick was too amazing for words.

Mr Boyfriend then lowered himself down over my face and I started to lick and finger his hairless hole. Mr Italy then got off me and Mr Boyfriend got on his hands and knees. Mr Italy got a condom and slipped himself into Mr Boyfriend’s ass. Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend then withdrew himself from me and I got up, putting myself back into Mr Italy’s ass. I stayed perfectly still while Mr Italy fucked himself forwards into Mr Boyfriend’s ass and backwards onto my cock and Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend had moved over in front of Mr Boyfriend, getting his dick sucked.

About five minutes later Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend practically started to scream with pleasure and pulled his cock out of his boyfriend’s mouth, jerking it off and spraying a load of cum in each of our faces. Usually I don’t like cum anywhere near my face but in this case it was just so hot and perfect. The three of us then stopped fucking and lay Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend down on the bed while we all got in a circle around him.

We jerked off around him and then all blew our loads in his face. Afterwards, we took showers in pairs (I was with Mr Boyfriend and there was some further making out and fondling) and I went home and had a seriously fucking good sleep!!

That was definitely one of the best experiences I’ve ever had!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Mr Shower

Now, when I say “shower” I don’t mean the act of washing yourself with water, I mean “show” with an “er” chucked on the end. To show.

The first thing I noticed about Mr Shower when I first saw him in a dance class at Pineapple Studios was his absolutely gorgeous, fleshy, squeezable ass. I couldn’t keep my eyes off it all class! Then I noticed a seriously fucking impressive package through his tights. Mr Shower was definitely Eastern European and was very cute, although he had a somewhat big nose and a couple of moles on his face. But it sort of suited him. From then on, the only thing I could think about for the rest of the class was whether or not I would be able to catch a glimpse of his gorgeous nakedness in the changing room. I did.

When I got into the changing room, Mr Shower wasn’t in there. Once I had gotten changed, however, Mr Shower walked into the changing room so I stalled. I fiddled around with my shoes and went to the toilet and by the time I had gotten back, Mr Shower was completely naked and holding a towel, making his way into the showers. What I love most about the renovations at Pineapple is the fact that it’s now so easy to perve on people in the showers!

As he walked into the showers I watched his amazing butt bounce almost poetically. The only thing hotter than looking at an amazing ass is looking at an amazing ass walking! Then he turned around and I caught sight of an enormous cock! His uncut cock must have been about five inches long, nestled amongst neatly trimmed pubes.

As I thought I had now been stalling for a suspiciously long time, I lapped up all of the cock that I could, stored a mental image for a good wank session later and left.

The next day I decided to go back to Pineapple Studios and take the same dance class. I got there about twenty-five minutes before the class to warm up and lo and behold, who was there? None other than the hot-assed Mr Shower. I decided I had nothing to lose so I went over and chatted to him. He was very, very friendly and he was Hungarian! How exotic!

We talked for the whole time until the class started and then resumed talking after it had finished. He was so nice! I had brought a towel this time and decided that I would shower with Mr Shower! I couldn’t help but glance every now and again at the gorgeous, big cock next to me which I’m sure he noticed. But then I noticed that he was slyly glancing at mine aswell! I was so excited.

As we were both getting dressed again he asked me what I was doing now. I said I wasn’t doing anything (I was supposed to be going for a coffee with one of my friends...) and he asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. So we went to Starbucks and talked! Despite his strong accent, Mr Shower was so easy to talk to! He was incredibly friendly. I was feeling quite confident after seeing him look at my cock and ask me if I wanted to go to coffee, so I asked him if he wanted to come back to my flat and he did.

Back home, it took me a while to work up the courage to kiss him but when I did, he kissed back and it wasn’t long before we were both naked on my bed. But then as we were kissing I went to put my hand around his cock to jerk him off and I noticed something very peculiar. Mr Shower’s gorgeous, big cock wasn’t really that big at all. It was about six inches now that it was erect. Mr Shower was definitely a shower and definitely not a grower. I was very disappointed but also strangely excited. I had always thought that “showers” were just sort of urban legends and that everyone’s cocks grew when they got hard. But no, showers existed. Mr Shower was the first shower I had ever encountered!

Before I had a chance to really think about Mr Shower’s cock, he started to suck mine. Fuck, was he good! He worked on my dick for a good ten minutes and he was so good that I honestly didn’t want him to stop! But my want to fuck his amazing ass was so much more than my want for him to keep going so we switched places and I started sucking his cock, licking his ass and fingering his hole. Fuck he had SUCH a tight ass!! I couldn’t believe how tight it was.

After about five minutes, I put on a condom and lubed up his hole really well. It took a good couple of minutes for me to work my cock into his seriously tight ass. I fucked him doggy style and watched my cock disappear and reappear from inside him and my hips gradually bounce harder and harder off his absolutely AMAZING (I cannot stress how perfectly round and fleshy his ass was) ass. He groaned at every pound and by the sounds if it, he was loving it. The tightness of his hole meant that I couldn’t last any longer than ten minutes and I pulled out and cummed all over his back before he jerked himself off and came all over my sheets.

Who knew that showers really do exist? Luckily, this shower had a fucking awesome butt. I just love watching my cock fuck a meaty ass.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Mr Straight

Mr Straight was going out with one of my (female) friends for about nine months and during that time we’d become really good friends! We spoke all the time and I’d become just as good friends with him as I was with her. I was so jealous that she was going out with someone as amazing as him!

Anyways, the other night I had about six people over for some drinks when James got out his iPhone and showed us this application he had. Basically, you touched “roll” and these two dice rolled. The first one revealed an action and the second one revealed a body part. So for example if one touched “roll” one could get “suck” and “finger”. By this stage we were all quite drunk and we thought it would be fun to play Chicken with the application. For every “dare” you chickened out of, you had to take a shot and then remove an article of clothing.

As there were two girls with their boyfriends (one of which was Mr Straight) and two gay guys other than myself, the game was no doubt going to be a fun exploration of all of our sexualities!

There aren’t too many bad combinations you can get. The “worst” possibilities you can get are “suck genitalia” and “suck anus”. By the end of the night I had sucked everyone’s fingers, licked one of the gay guys’ asses, sucked both of the gay guys’ cocks, fondled both of the straight guys’ cocks, fingered a girl, licked a pussy, had my cock sucked by a girl and a gay guy, had my cock fondled by both straight guys and had my ass licked by both gay guys. Everyone had passed up on so many dares that we were all absolutely smashed and naked.

Although it was a hot sight, I really couldn’t take my eyes off Mr Straight. He was so hot! He was blonde and had fair skin. He had a nice-sized uncut cock although his balls weren’t very big. He had a perfectly shaped patch of blonde hair just above his cock. Also, his ass was just amazing! We all went to sleep right there, naked on the lounge room floor.

Luckily in the morning I was the first to wake up and couldn’t resist taking a few sneaky pictures of the two naked straight guys on my (new) BlackBerry because I just knew I would never get to see them naked again!

That night, I was speaking to Mr Straight on Facebook and we started talking about how funny the previous night had been. Then he said:

“It was actually kinda cool doing stuff with you guys. I’ve always been curious about it... I kinda liked it.”

NO FUCKING WAY!!! I instantly got a hard-on. We started talking about his curiosity more.

“Have you ever wanted to do anything else with a guy?” I asked.

He explained that when he was 14, he and his mate used to sometimes jerk off together after school and once they jerked each other off. He liked it and ever since he’s been curious about doing stuff with guys but had always been too scared to try.

Shamefully (and very, very nervously), I asked him (in a much more subtle way) if he wanted to try stuff out with me. He did. Then surprisingly:

“Should I come over now?”

I wasn’t expecting anything til at LEAST the next day. But right here, right now? I agreed and then quickly got ready to be fucked by Mr Straight.

When he arrived he said he thought he needed to have a few drinks before he would be confident enough to try anything so he had two glasses of white wine and I had one and we started to kiss. I couldn’t fucking believe my luck kissing Mr Straight. His girlfriend, my friend, wasn’t even on my mind. The kiss was tentative at first but gradually he relaxed and it became very passionate with our tongues hungrily exploring each others’ mouths before his hands explored my body and found their way to my cock which he played with in my jeans.

I then took his shirt off and admired his very muscular body and before long we were both naked and I was working on his cock. Although I was rock hard as soon as my lips touched his cock, it took him a while to get hard. Then he said he wanted to suck my cock and from the moment he started it was evident that he was straight. He found it a little bit difficult and really didn’t know what he was doing but I definitely didn’t mind because he was so hot. He then licked my hole which was amazing! A straight guy licking my ass... I couldn’t think of anything better! He then asked if I had a condom, slipped one on and lubed up.

Mr Straight fucked me for a good forty-five minutes in about every position imaginable. He really did fuck me hard and I loved every deep slam into me. After I came all over my stomach, he pulled out and came on my face before licking some off my cheek and kissing me, passing his cum into my mouth. I HATE cum but I was willing to take some for the incredibly sexy Mr Straight.

After Mr Straight left I was completely filled with guilt for my friend – his girlfriend. I’d fucking done it again! I always swear I’ll never help someone cheat on their partner but who could resist this opportunity? I’m sure she’d never find out anyways.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Mr Possession

So me and my mates went to Heaven last night. Porn Idol is always fun, but I was looking to get laid. But not only did I get laid, I got fucked.

After Porn Idol was over, we went to the Departure Lounge and got some drinks bought for us by one of my mate’s sugar daddies. As we were sat on a lounge by the bar, a shirtless guy came over and sat with us. Mr Possession was hot. Seriously hot. And SO fucking muscly! He spoke ALOT about himself and briefly asked all of us about ourselves. He was a personal trainer and it was so obvious looking at his shirtless body. I could sense there was some competition for him between myself and two of my friends.

Then we all went to the main floor to dance. He sort of went around and danced with all of us, as though trialling us. I needed to get laid and I wasn’t the best looking out of my group so I needed to do something to ensure I would get laid. When he came around and danced behind me, I reached into his pants and started playing with his dick. He got hard and it wasn’t very big, but he was hot and I seriously needed to get my prostate poked. He then reached into my pants and started to finger me with two fingers. I was so hard. I asked him if he wanted to come back to mine. He agreed. Competition won.

Back at mine he furiously sucked my dick like an obvious pro and licked my ass before putting a condom on and fucking me doggy style. He grabbed my hips hard and slammed me back on his dick while slamming into me. It was bliss! He fucked me doggy, on my back, me on top, on my side and then we both finally came together on my stomach.

After sharing a cigarette, we both fell asleep.

In the morning, I woke up to find Mr Possession had already gone. I picked up my jeans to find my BlackBerry to check the time but it wasn’t there. I searched on my bedroom floor, and then in the lounge and then all over my whole flat. Had I lost it last night? No.

Mr Possession stole my BlackBerry, my iPod, £100 from my wallet, my Burberry trench coat and my Sex and the City boxset. At least my laptop didn’t get stolen. Fuck.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Mr Finally

So it’s been a seriously long time since I had sex. I’ve had a very, very long dry-spell! But that all ended last night. I’d been friends with Mr Finally for a fair while now. He’d always come over to watch a movie or we’d go out to dinner but there was nothing romantic or sexual about it. I didn’t find him attractive. He had a big nose, was too skinny and kinda awkward but he was very funny and I did want to be his friend!

Last night he came over and we had a LOT to drink. Together we polished off two entire bottles of sauvignon blanc over the course of the evening. Things (of course) got a little bit frisky when he said his back was hurting and asked me to give him a massage. Of course I did. I was seriously fucking drunk. After a minute he said it was hurting and asked if I had any oil. In my drunken state, I thought it would be hilarious to bring out lube instead of oil. Whilst giving him a lube massage, I then thought it would be hilarious to stick a finger in his ass. He also found this hilarious.

Then we both thought it would be hilarious to get naked. And then I thought it would be hilarious to stick my cock up his ass. So that is how Mr Finally and I had sex. I fucked his really tight ass quite hard, which by the sounds of it he found quite painful. My drunkenness made me last for a very long time. He just lay on his stomach moaning while I fucked him from on top. But at the end I flipped him over and came all over his face. He showered and left.

I woke this morning on the couch with a seriously bad headache. And then I remembered the antics of the night before. Drinking is dangerous!! I felt better after having FINALLY got laid but I don’t think Mr Finally was the right person to fuck. Oh shit I didn’t even use a condom!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Mr Different

Mr Different was definitely not the sort of guy I usually go for. He had red hair, a big nose and was quite short, yet Mr Different was strangely cute. Mr Different had been talking to me on Facebook for a number of weeks now and he was actually really funny and nice so I decided to push my boundaries and give it a go with him.

He was only seventeen so we went for a coffee. He was SO shy so it was a little bit awkward at first but gradually he relaxed and we got into proper conversations. He was really smart and so funny and gradually throughout our date I found him more and more attractive. I definitely didn’t know that someone’s personality could make them so much more attractive so quickly.

We had another coffee date yesterday and again he was VERY shy at first (so adorable) but again he gradually relaxed and became very funny. I wasn’t sure whether he would be freaked out and scared off if I invited him back to my flat, but luckily he accepted.

Strangely enough I was really excited to kiss Mr Different. He is definitely not the sort of person I would usually go for at all. When we got back to my flat, I put on Eating Out 3 and we watched for a while before we started to make out. Mr Different was a good kisser!! I was surprised! I wasn’t sure how many guys he had been with before but it really seemed like he knew what he was doing.

He then started taking off my jumper and t-shirt – aggressive!! Our kiss started getting more and more intense. He then unzipped my jeans and pulled out my hard cock. I couldn’t believe just kissing Mr Different had gotten me hard – it usually takes alot more than that! He started to suck away. It wasn’t amazing, but it wasn’t bad. He bobbed up and down on my cock for a good five minutes, playing with my balls.

Then it was his turn. I took off his shirt. I couldn’t believe it. Mr Different had an AMAZING body. I was not expecting it at all. So defined! Big pecs, six easily visible abs... perfect! I couldn’t resist but to lick and suck his left nipple while massaging his right pec. I then unzipped his pants and out flopped his cock. It was huge. Not HUGE... but really big. How could someone that looked like him have such an amazing body and such a big, thick cock!? Mr Different was definitely a good choice. I started to suck his cock but not for too long.

“Fuck me,” I said.

“Really?” he asked. He sounded surprised.

“Hell yes,” I said.

He fucked me on my back, doggy and then finally I rode his big cock before cumming so hard, it got on his face. It was absolutely fucking amazing. Then I lay on the bed and he started jerking off in my face. Usually I hate guys cumming on my face but for Mr Different I was definitely willing to make an exception. He came SO much! I didn’t particularly enjoy it but he definitely deserved it.

I’m SO glad I took a chance on Mr Different. Although I know he’s not actually good looking, I find him SO cute... and he’s got TONS of sex appeal! I’m definitely going to be willing to take chances on less-attractive guys in the future.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Mr Celebration

It was my birthday last night and some of my friends organised a bit of a piss-up in one of their flats. At first I thought the gathering of people was a little bit random – it was all guys and some of the guys there weren’t even that close to me... like I had closer friends than them. But anyways, we were having a fun night! There was about seven of us in total having a laugh when one of my mates got a call and then announced that it was time for my present.

I was a little bit baffled when nobody brought out any presents. My mate who answered the phone and then started walking into the hallway just in time for the buzzer to go. Now I was really confused. All my friends had big smiles on their faces. WHAT WAS GOING ON?

I heard the door slam and then my mate re-entered followed by a guest. This guy was about mid-twenties and insanely good-looking. Like so good-looking I didn’t think he could be real. Who was he? Where was my fucking present?

“We got you a hooker!” My mate explained. Best present ever? I think so. But then I was confused... were they going to ditch me while I had my way with this ridiculously hot prossie? My question was quickly answered before I had to even ask it when all my mates started getting naked. But then I was confused again? I was under the impression that two of the guys there were straight...

“Happy Birthday, sexy,” Mr Celebration said to me before undressing me. I literally went weak at the knees. He was so fucking hot! Then Mr Celebration started sucking my cock while all my friends started stroking themselves. Mr Celebration CERTAINLY knew what he was doing and worked my cock good. Then, on his knees, he moved around the circle of cocks. It was such a hot sight. After he gave every cock a good suck twice, my mate who had organised the whole thing disappeared and came back with a large handful of condoms and lube.

Mr Celebration stood up and got naked. FUCK ME! He was absolutely amazing. So muscled... but not over muscled. He was just absolutely perfect. No wonder people pay him. He grabbed the lube and got his hole wet ready to be fucked. I was the first to slip in and pounded him hard. His moans made it sound like he liked it, but I’m sure it was just because I was paying him!

Then, each of my friends took it in turns to fuck Mr Celebration’s ass. It was SO hot watching my mates fuck him... watching the different ways they fucked him. Not only positions but their styles. Like one of them liked to slowly take his whole cock completely out of Mr Celebration’s ass and then slam it back in and another of my friends barely moved his cock in and out of Mr Celebration’s ass but fucked him really fast.

It was especially hot watched my two mates who I thought were straight get sucked by and fuck Mr Celebration. I would definitely have to ask them later what the fuck was going on! Why wasn’t somebody filming this??? This is definitely something I would like to view at a later date!!

After everyone had had enough of fucking Mr Celebration’s muscly ass, all seven of us took it in turns to cum on Mr Celebration’s face and one of my mates licked some off after everyone had cummed (FUCKING HOT!!!).

Definitely the best birthday I have ever had in my life. Such a fucking good night! Although I haven’t found out how much Mr Celebration did cost, I did find out that those two mates of mine are infact straight but wanted to try fucking a bloke!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mr Tall

I met Mr Tall on GayRomeo. I hardly ever go on GayRomeo and even when I do I’ve never hooked up with a guy from it before because honestly the whole meeting over the internet thing really scares me! But honestly, when Mr Tall messaged me I couldn’t resist! His pictures showed that he was fucking CUTE. Dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, an incredibly warm smile and his profile said that he was 6’ 5”!!!

What is it about tall guys that just gets me!? There’s just some mysterious aura that surrounds them and everything about them is just so big! I couldn’t believe it though... 6’ 5” is RIDICULOUSLY tall!

We went for drinks and he really was as tall as he said he was. Absolutely fucking humungous. I imagined that his cock must be enormous! Someone that tall would HAVE to have a huge cock! I couldn’t fucking wait to see it. After we’d had a bit to drink, we went back to his flat which I NEVER do but I was so excited that I didn’t want to argue and try and get him back to my flat.

His flat wasn’t actually too far away from mine and it was really nice! I wanted to live there!! There was an awkward moment with his flat mate in the kitchen. He obviously knew what I was there for. Anyways, we got into his bedroom (which was so messy... clothes everywhere! Such a turnoff) and we made out for about half an hour. Fuck, he was a good kisser. I love good kissers! Nothing worse than a bad kisser! Then he reached into my pants and started playing with my cock, so I reached into his and started playing with his... well...

I’ll tell you one thing: the big feet = big dick thing is certainly NOT TRUE. I was absolutely shocked at how tiny Mr Tall’s cock was. Like... tiny. With my hand wrapped around it, his head barely poked out of my hand. It couldn’t have been much more than three inches. And it was rock hard. This completely caught me off guard and momentarily lost my concentration.

“Everything okay?” he asked, clearly noticing that my shock had made my kissing sloppy.

“Yeah... fine,” I said before taking off my shirt and pants. Mr Tall started to suck my cock and he was actually really good! He could easily deepthroat my cock! I was loving it. Then after a while, Mr Tall got naked and I saw his tiny cock. It was actually quite funny seeing someone that tall with such a small cock. His height made it look even smaller. I had to stop myself from laughing so I just started to suck on his cock.

While I was sucking, I stuck one of my fingers in his ass.

“Whoah,” he said. “Sorry... I’m a top only.”

Oh great. So I was going to have to get fucked by that tiny thing? No way would I cum! Fuck that... I decided just to try and get him off by sucking him and not even let it get that far. But after a little more sucking he asked, “Can I stick it in your ass?”

Mr Tall fucked me for a grand total of three minutes. I didn’t cum and I was thankful that it was over so quickly. Mr Tall may have been fucking hot but he was a dud. Although he was a good cock sucker.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Mr Swim

I first laid eyes on the deliciously scrumptious Mr Swim at the pool in Covent Garden I go to every Saturday morning for a swim. I had never seen him before but after I had changed and walked out to the pool, I saw Mr Swim standing in his Speedos, about to dive in. He was obviously a very serious swimmer. He had an absolutely gorgeous body and from the quick glimpse I caught, a very nice package!

I had my swim but cut it short when I saw Mr Swim getting out of the pool and going back to the changing room. I definitely couldn’t miss having a good old perve! Unfortunately, Mr Swim had a locker a fair way away from mine so I couldn’t really see anything without being too obvious. But then I saw him go into the showers so I quickly followed him in. Total stalker, I know!

When I walked into the shower I got a great view of his amazing perky butt and throughout the shower I caught sneaky glimpses of him (of course being as subtle as possible) of him lathering up his cock and big balls and his body. There’s just something I find ridiculously hot about watching a guy shower. Maybe it’s the whole rubbing themselves naked thing? Who knows?

After his shower, Mr Swim left.

That night I couldn’t get Mr Swim’s amazingly chiselled abs or his low hanging balls out of my head. I had one of those great wanks that lasted about forty minutes with my dildo thinking about him fucking my ass and me fucking his perky butt. I had such a great orgasm... I came seriously fucking hard and even shot on my chin!

The next week, I went back to the pool at the same time hoping that I would see Mr Swim again. As I had never seen him before I figured it was just a one-off that he was at the pool. Sure enough, I had a very long swim and shower and didn’t lay eyes on him. After my shower, I dropped my towel and started to get dressed when I heard...

“Hey,” a voice said beside me.

It was Mr Swim. I couldn’t believe it. No way was this actually happening. And he was speaking to me?

“Hey,” I spat out. Dammit. I even fucked up saying hello. He just caught me by surprise! I was so nervous and embarrassed. I put on my underwear.

“You were here last week, right?” he asked.

“Yeah,” I replied. Why could I not muster up any sentences with more than one syllable? I was so angry at myself! I couldn’t fuck this up.

“I was hoping I’d see you again,” he said. “You were looking good in the showers.”

I laughed with nervous and embarrassed laughter. It seemed that Mr Swim had been perving me on the sly as well. But how could he be so forward? How did he know I was gay?

“I saw you looking at me too,” he said as though explaining the question I hadn’t even asked.

“Oh,” I said. “Sorry.” I was so embarrassed! But apologising really wasn’t the right thing to do. Usually I’m so calm and collected talking to guys but Mr Swim had caught me completely off-guard and exposed me for being a perve all in a matter of thirty seconds. I was absolutely kicking myself. There was just something about him that made me unable to speak. I’m sure I was bright red with embarrassment.

“Don’t be sorry,” he laughed. “I like being looked at! Plus I was doing the same to you.”

He paused for a second waiting for my reply, which I didn’t give because I couldn’t think of anything to say so he followed with, “are you a professional swimmer?”

“No,” I laughed. “I just love it so I come here every Saturday to do laps. How about you?”

“I used to be,” he said. “But I gave up. I just wasn’t good enough! But I still love it so I keep up with it for fun.”

We chatted for a bit while he got changed into his Speedos (I caught another glorious glimpse of his cock and big balls) before he asked for my number and went off for his swim. I absolutely could not believe what had happened. A random guy who I’d seen once and wanked thinking about just spoke to me and asked for my number. I was waiting to wake up!

I didn’t get a text from Mr Swim that day, or the next day. I didn’t get a text until the evening of the day after that (all the while freaking out that he was just having a joke with himself at my expense or he put the wrong number in his phone or something). When I did finally get a text from him I was relieved. He asked me how I was going and how my day was. We had a nice little text chat but it didn’t seem to lead anywhere. He didn’t reply to my last text.

It was a few more days until I heard from him again but this time he asked me out for a drink! I was so excited I was like a fucking school girl. This whole situation was just too good to be true. I thought it might have just been some huge hoax set up by my friends or something!

The next day I met Mr Swim for a drink. He wasn’t as cute with his clothes on as he was with his clothes off but he was such a nice guy and absolutely hilarious! We didn’t have sex that night, but I didn’t mind because it was literally a dream come true just to have a drink with him! However, we organised to go for another drink the next night.

The next night we drank quite a lot and we ended up back at my place with Mr Swim naked, just the way I liked him! I sucked Mr Swim, Mr Swim sucked me and then he pounded my ass so hard I thought my stomach was going to come out of my mouth. He pounded me for about half an hour, every slam into my asshole driving me closer and closer to cumming.

After we’d both cummed, we collapsed on my bed. I couldn’t quite believe what had just happened. I never, ever thought Mr Swim would actually fuck me! I thought it would just be a dream but seems that dreams really do come true. And my dream came all over me.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Mr Webcam

I’d seen Mr Webcam out quite a few times. He was quite short but very good-looking with piercing blue eyes. I’d never really gotten the opportunity to speak to him but had always wanted to until one Saturday night a few weeks ago. Turns out he was a friend of one of my friends! We didn’t really get a chance to talk as we were on the dancefloor but I managed to get his name.

The next morning I woke up with an insanely bad hangover to find I had a friend request from Mr Webcam! Thank God for Facebook! Of course it is needless to say that I accepted!

Later that day, Mr Webcam popped up on chat and we started talking. Our little chat was initially interrupted by a necessary trip to Tesco (why does everything in London shut so early on Sundays?) but when I got back he was still on Facebook. Mr Webcam was such a nice guy and we had a lot in common. I could really see myself liking him which was rare!

Then Mr Webcam told me he had a boyfriend. I was very disappointed. You know that feeling when your stomach just sinks? I kept talking to him anyways as he was such a nice guy and maybe his relationship was on the rocks!

Mr Webcam then suggested we move the conversation over to Skype. At first I thought it was just going to be a completely innocent webcam date until Mr Webcam’s piercing blue eyes came up on my computer screen without a shirt on. He seemed to actually have a really nice body.

We talked for a bit over Skype (I find it so awkward talking to someone through my computer screen) until he told me he had a hard-on.

“You feel like showing me?” I asked. My heart pounded with adrenaline when I asked. I never did stuff like this! I much preferred real-life sex!

Mr Webcam stood up and took off his pants. He wasn’t lying when he said he had a hard-on. His 17-year-old cock was only about average size but seemed quite thick. The hottest thing was that Mr Webcam had completely shaved pubes. Such a hot look. One look at Mr Webcam’s thick, shaved cock gave me an instant boner.

“Wow,” I said. “Nice cock.” I couldn’t think of anything else to say!

“You wanna show me yours?” he asked. I was nervous. I was always nervous about doing this sort of thing. What if he was going to record it and post it all over the internet?! Nervously, I pointed my Webcam down and pulled out my cock. He made some approving noises and seemed impressed.

We spent the next ten minutes jerking off for each other over Skype and it was good but I couldn’t help but feel funny about it afterwards. I was a big fan of watching other boys cocks over the internet but didn’t really want to parade mine around over Skype!

The next day we spoke some more and we started talking about the movie Basic Instinct. I was shocked when Mr Webcam said he hadn’t seen it! He must have been the only guy in the world who hadn’t seen Sharon Stone’s snatch! Then Mr Webcam suggested he come over the next night with some takeaway and we could watch it together.

He came over about 6:30 the next night with takeaway from Wagamama’s and we watched Basic Instinct. I can never see that movie enough times!

Afterwards he said, “So now what do you want to do?” I definitely knew what I wanted to do! But I said, “I’m not too sure.” I smiled at him.

He came in for a kiss. As hot as he was, I have to say I was pretty disappointed. His sloppy, inexperienced kiss made me think back to my first few kisses when I was fourteen when we didn’t have any idea what the fuck we were doing! When he did move his tongue around in my mouth it would just slowly wipe it around my mouth but most of the time he just sat there with his mouth open making me do all the work! Lazy bastard!

It wasn’t long before I got way too impatient and reached down to take off his pants. It was only then that I remembered, “Wait. Don’t you have a boyfriend?”

“Yeah,” he replied. “But it’s okay... he’ll never know.”

This was the second time I’d helped a guy cheat on his boyfriend! I felt really bad on this guy who I didn’t even know – I would never want a guy I was seeing to cheat on me! But at that point, I was way too horny to think it through. I wanted to see Mr Webcam’s thick, shaven cock in real life! I unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock. It was definitely only average but just as thick and just as hairless as it had looked on Skype.

I started sucking away at his cock and licking his also hairless ass. It was easy to get the whole of Mr Webcam’s cock in my mouth as it wasn’t that long and there were no pubes to make things awkward! As I sucked away I wondered whether Mr Webcam was a top or a bottom. I was feeling in the mood for topping and hoped like hell he was a bottom. To find out, I stuck my middle finger in his ass while I was sucking him off. He squirmed and moaned in pleasure when I stuck it in and he didn’t feel too tight so I guessed he was a bottom! I stuck two more fingers in his ass while I was sucking him off and started fingering away.

Then Mr Webcam took off his shirt, took off mine and my pants and started working away at my cock. Again, I was very underwhelmed by this experience. Despite having a boyfriend, Mr Webcam seemed to have absolutely no experience at sucking cock. It seemed like he was sucking dick for the very first time. It was timid, he was gagging all over the place (which really isn’t a turn-on for me) and frankly it really wasn’t pleasurable at all.

I got bored quickly and flipped him onto his hands and knees, grabbed a condom and some lube and got ready to stick it in Mr Webcam. At least when you’re getting fucked there’s not that much that you can do wrong!

I started off by fucking Mr Webcam slow, just to warm him up, but it seemed that he wasn’t going to have any of that! He started fucking himself back on my cock, slamming his butt hard into my hips. It seemed that Mr Webcam was a very vicious bottom! He was also very vocal. He was practically screaming! I have to admit that it kind of scared me.

After a little while of that, I lay down and he mounted me in cowgirl. He put his hands down and started again slamming himself down on my cock. It felt good, but it kind of hurt! I really didn’t see Mr Webcam being so aggressive. I was a little bit freaked out so I jerked him off vigorously until he came and then I forced myself to cum so I could get things over and done with.

Aggressive bottoms are SO hot, but Mr Webcam was far too aggressive for my liking. He definitely just scared the shit out of me!

After he left, I felt so bad on Mr Webcam’s boyfriend for helping Mr Webcam to cheat on him! I would never, ever want someone to do that to me and I vow I will never have sex with a guy in a relationship again. Plus, the sex totally wasn’t even worth it.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Mr Toy

I met Mr Toy at heaven on Friday night. He was blonde, quite slim and very pretty. I first saw Mr Toy at the bar on the main floor and offered to buy his drink. We went to one of the booths and started to chat. He was 21, a student at a local university and had done some modelling. He was a really genuinely nice guy!

We made out in the booth for about an hour and even though I wanted to take him back to my flat so badly, I was with a few of my friends and didn’t want to ditch them so I took his number and went back to my flat.

The next day, I texted him and we arranged to go for dinner on Sunday night. So we went for dinner. It was fun. But I wanted to have sex with him so I invited him back to my flat and he agreed.

When we arrived at my flat, I had a hard-on in my pants in anticipation to have sex with the insanely pretty Mr Toy. When we walked into my bedroom I realised I’d left my dildo which I’d been playing with last night on my desk.

“You have a dildo?” he asked. Of course it had to be the first thing he noticed! “Nice!” He gave me a wink.

I laughed. Even though it was stupid, I was slightly embarrassed that he’d seen my favourite 9” toy!

“I wanna watch you play with it,” he said. I was slightly confused. I didn’t really know what he meant.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“I want to watch you fuck yourself with you dildo,” he said. I was kind of confused at the weird suggestion, but also turned on! Who knew that Mr Toy would be a voyeur?

So I got naked, got out my lube and started fingering my hole to warm myself up. He got naked. He was quite slim but had a very defined body and had one of the sexiest six packs I’d ever seen in my life. He had light, trimmed pubes neatly framing his big, swinging uncut cock. It was a very hot sight.

I first lay on my back, slowly but deeply sliding my dildo in and out of my tight hole while jerking my cock before sitting on top of my dildo and riding it quick and hard and then getting on my knees with my chest on my bed, fucking my dildo deep and hard into my ass. He then came over and shot his hot load over my back and I got up on my knees and came all over my bed.

I’d never had so much fun with my dildo before! Who knew that performing for someone could be so much fun? I definitely enjoyed my new voyeuristic friend!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Mr Religion

A boy told me a secret yesterday. A very exciting secret!

“I’m bi,” Mr Religion told me. He was a very strict Catholic. Naughty, naughty! I wasn’t sure whether to believe that Mr Religion was ACTUALLY bi or whether it was just easier to admit that than it was to admit he was gay.

After talking for ages about it and “counselling” him into realising it was okay, things started to get a bit horny when he said, “I really want to do something with a guy.”

So I invited Mr Religion over to my flat to “chat about it” a bit more. Today, he came over! We talked about his situation for a while. He went to church every Sunday and said that his parents would never speak to him again if he told them that he fancied guys. I felt really sorry for the poor guy! What a horrible situation to be trapped in! The worst thing was the he really did believe that it was wrong and hated himself for his feelings.

“That said,” he said, “I do really want to try some stuff with a guy... just to be sure.”

Then he looked at me and smiled. We were on. I went in for a kiss. Mr Religion was an okay kisser but he obviously hadn’t had much experienced. But we kissed for a really long time. It must have at least been an hour and as the hour went on, he gradually got better and better. Quick learner!

Then I took his shirt off. Mr Religion was surprisingly skinny. He didn’t have a bad body or anything, he was just a lot skinnier than I thought he would be. I started kissing down his hairless chest, taking my time to suck on each of his nipples (which, by the sound of it, he loved), kissed my way down his stomach before unzipping his fly and pulling out his cock. His cock wasn’t very big, probably just about average but it didn’t bother me at all.

I started to suck and it didn’t take too long for him to cum. The poor guy was so excited about doing something with a guy for the first time that he came in about a minute.

“Fuck,” he said. “That was so good.”

I thought that was going to be it but I was wrong.

“I wanna suck your cock,” he said. I couldn’t believe it! I thought after he’d cummed that would be it, but apparently he really wanted to do as much as he could with a guy.

I kept my shirt on but took off my pants and he went down and started to suck. He wasn’t too hot at it at all and I decided that as mine was the first cock he was sucking I should give him some tips. So I coached him through giving his first blowjob and in about fifteen minutes, I came all over his face and in his mouth. He swallowed what was in his mouth – I guess just to try it.

Mr Religion left with a smile on his face and I was looking forward to seeing that smile on his face with my cock up his ass.

Mr New Years

My New Years was absolutely fucking amazing! I drove up to the beach with three friends where we stayed in my friend Georgia’s beach house. There were eight of us all together. The night promised to be fun until there was a huge thunderstorm and we had to stay off the beach so we spent most of the night inside.

We played drinking games including I Never and strip poker and after the countdown had passed, we were all drunk and naked enough to go skinny-dipping in the ocean. One of the boys was ridiculously hung! I’d never seen his cock before (he was straight) and I was amazed!

Anyways, as the night went on I started talking to Mr New Years specifically. He was blonde and quite cute. I’d met him before – he was friends with one of the guys I drove up with and best friends with Georgia and he was bi! At 4:00 when we’d all decided we were all worn out, we decided to hit the hay so everyone went to different rooms in the house. There were three bedrooms, one with a double bed and the other two with two singles, there were two blow-up mattresses in the study and two blow-up mattresses in the lounge. Mr New Years and I both went to the study and quickly got naked (we were only in underwear anyways) and started making out.

Mr New Years was a very passionate kisser, holding my head, pushing his lips firmly against mine and lashing his tongue in and out of my mouth. It literally took my breath away. I rarely got hard just from making out with someone – but I definitely did this time! Then Mr New Years started kissing down my neck (fuck I love it when guys do that!) and eventually kissing his way down to my cock where he only teased me by kissing it a few times before starting to lick my balls. I wasn’t a huge fan of attention to my balls, but I wasn’t complaining as it seemed Mr New Years really knew what he was doing.

The anticipation of waiting for him to suck my cock made it so much more amazing when he finally pulled back my foreskin and wrapped his lips around my cock head. He started off by sucking his way down my cock, taking almost the whole thing in his mouth before starting to bob up and down on my cock fast with his mouth in full suction.

“You ready to get fucked?” he asked. I hadn’t even sucked his cock yet!

I stayed lying down on my back and he started to finger my ass with some lube, warming me up before slipping his cock deep into my ass. His cock was just average but quite thick. He started off gently but gradually started fucking me hard but slow, completely withdrawing his cock from my hole before slamming hard all the way back in.

Then Mr New Years lay down and I sat on his cock in cowgirl and started bouncing up and down quite fast, my hard cock slapping against his stomach. Then I leant forward and let him pound me from underneath. The sound of his hips and balls slapping against my ass was driving me wild and it only took a few jerks of my cock to make me blow my load all over his six-pack stomach. He kept fucking me for a while before cumming inside me and we both collapsed on the bed exhausted and had a good night sleep without even cleaning up.

In the morning, after a shower and a short make-out session, I drove back the next day with Mr New Years and left the car with his number and some great memories.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Mr Christmas

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Mr Body

It was my last night in Canada and I wanted to have some good fun, so I approached Mr Body and asked if he wanted to come over. He agreed.

He came over and we quickly got to making out, his hot tongue darting in and out of my mouth, massaging my tongue. He was a great kisser and had really nice, big, soft lips. As we were kissing, I massaged his gorgeous, muscly ass and he was feeling up my crotch. He reached in to my pants, got some of my precum onto his finger and put it in his mouth. It was hot.

He then got down and started working on my cock. He was seriously skilled when it came to the art of cock sucking. What was really hot was when he had my whole cock down my throat and looked up at me with his pretty blue eyes. I didn’t even get a chance to suck his cock before he instructed me to fuck him.

He got onto his hands and knees and I started licking his hole while fingering him. Lately I’d actually started really, really liking licking ass. Mr Body’s was ass was a really nice one to lick too. Completely hairless!

My cock was so fucking rock hard from licking his ass, I was so surprised! I stuck it in his ass and fucked him in almost every position imaginable for at least an hour! I came all over his rock hard abs and he came in my mouth.

Thanks for a great send-off, Mr Body!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Mr Dorky

There’s something about dorky boys that just gets me! They’re so fucking cute and adorable you just wanna hug them til they pop! Well Mr Dorky was the epitome of a true dork. Curly hair, braces, skinny, nervous laughter, thinks everything is funny. But he was so, so cute! I just wanted to eat him right up as soon as I saw him.

I’m sure most of you are thinking, “what the fuck!? That’s not hot at all...” I understand where you’re coming from totally! It’s just a weird weakness I have. If I was ever to have a relationship with someone, it would definitely be with a dork!

Anyways, I got talking to Mr Dorky about two days after my little fuckfest with the three guys. Something really drew me to him, I’m not sure what! He made me feel really cool because of how uncomfortable he was! I’m usually the shyer / more nervous one but this time I was definitely the one in control of the situation. Almost everything I said he found absolutely hilarious and burst into bouts of nervous laughter. I suggested that we should go out and get a drink that night but as he was only eighteen, he couldn’t. So I said that I’d buy some booze and we could have a drink in my room.

Mr Dorky wasn’t staying in the hotel with pretty much everyone else because he was from Toronto so he was staying in the school’s boarding house and therefore had to be back before 11 so we started early at 8.

Gradually with a few drinks, Mr Dorky relaxed and we actually started having a really interesting conversation but by 9:30 I decided we’d better get a move on or he’d have to go back to the boarding house before we got a chance to do anything! So I leaned in and gave him a kiss. You could tell he was nervous and it just made him so much cuter and more adorable.

He wasn’t a bad kisser but I could tell he wasn’t too experienced which kinda surprised me. Like even though he was a dork, he wasn’t bad-looking or anything at all. Maybe he was just shy about doing stuff with guys.

We kissed for a good while, about half an hour or so.

“Wow,” he said finally. “That was the best kiss I’ve ever had in my life.”

I laughed. “You’re not too bad yourself.”

Then I unbuttoned his pants and stripped him from the waist down. Mr Dorky’s cock was probably just longer than average, circumcised and although his pubes weren’t manually tamed, they weren’t too bushy at all. I sucked away for a little while and he moaned loudly and almost as though it was the first time he’d ever experienced something like that.

Then it was his turn to service me. Holy fuck. It was one of the best fucking blowjobs I have ever had in my life. I had no idea how he was doing it but Mr Dorky was an absolute pro! He would deepthroat my cock and then while it was down his throat he would kinda swallow. It was AMAZING! He just kept on going too. He seemed to absolutely love sucking dick. After about fifteen blissful minutes of him sucking my cock I couldn’t hold it anymore and cummed in his mouth (which he spat out).

After that I finished Mr Dorky off (he didn’t take too long) and then walked him back to his dorm. It was actually quite nice. Mr Dorky was a great guy and an absolutely amazing cock-sucker! I wonder if all dorks are this good at sucking dick?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Party

That same night, I suggest to Mr San Francisco the idea of having a threesome with Mr Canada. He had seen Mr Canada around and thought he was cute and once I told him about the size of Mr Canada’s cock, he was totally up for it.

I suggested the idea to Mr Canada as well and he was definitely up for it, but he wanted to add someone else to the mix. He told me about Mr Body. I hadn’t seen him around but Mr Canada told me that Mr Body had the most perfectly sculpted body in the world. Every single part of his body. I found that hard to believe after having fucked Mr San Francisco the night before, but soon I was to find out the he was right.

Everyone came up to my room at about 8:00. As I was nineteen I could buy booze and snuck up some cheap vodka to my room. The four of us joked and talked about anything and everything for about two hours before we were good and drunk and decided to get down to business.

Everyone de-robed at the same time. Mr Canada was right. Mr Body’s body was absolutely fucking amazing. I could hardly believe it but it was even more sculpted and defined than Mr San Francisco’s. There we all were. Four guys. Naked. There was an awkward pause for about twenty seconds while we were all giving each other a good perve before Mr Body came over and started kissing me. While we made out, Mr Canada and Mr San Francisco made out for the first time. Then after a while we tried a four-way kiss which didn’t really work.

Eventually, Mr San Francisco got down on his knees with the rest of us around him and started sucking our cocks while we felt each other up and made out. I was stood in between Mr Canada and Mr Body, feeling Mr Body’s hot, muscly ass. It was so fucking hot watching Mr San Francisco working on Mr Body’s cock. He had a gorgeous big cock. Nice and thick (although nowhere near as thick as Mr Canada’s) and slightly curved upwards (which I absolutely loved). He was circumcised too.

Mr San Francisco was so fucking talented with his mouth. He worked on us amazingly, like a pro. I even thought he might have done it before!

Before long, it was time to fuck. First Mr Body fucked me and Mr Canada fucked Mr San Francisco. Then I fucked Mr Canada and Mr Body fucked Mr San Francisco. Then I fucked Mr Body while Mr Canada fucked me and Mr Body sucked Mr San Francisco’s cock.

The whole thing was absolutely amazing. I couldn’t believe how smoothly it all worked. Nobody got left out and in the end, everyone cummed on Mr San Francisco’s face and he ate all of the cum. So good! So, so good!

I’m definitely glad I met these boys.

Mr San Francisco

A couple of days after Mr Canada, I had made friends with some girls from San Francisco. As we decided that we should all be mingling a bit more, we arranged a dinner where she would bring a few of her friends and I would bring a few of mine.

So that night we all went out and spent the evening together. There were about five people from San Francisco and there were six of us. Among them was the absolutely stunning Mr San Francisco. I couldn’t take my eyes off him all night. His very thick and stylish hair was blonde, his eyes were dark brown and his skin had a beautiful natural tan. Not only was he incredibly good-looking, but he was smart and very funny aswell.

We exchanged quite a few smiles at each other throughout the night but we didn’t really say anything to each other specifically until the group was walking back to the hotel and we ended up a few feet behind everyone else. I couldn’t believe how nice he was. People that good-looking are never that nice. He seemed very interested, asking questions and really getting into the conversation. Then he said:

“Our school has been too cheap to get us separate rooms so I have to share but I was thinking maybe we could continue this up in your room?”

Needless to say, within ten minutes we were in my room. He started to kiss me as soon as we walked through the threshold. The kiss was okay, nothing too special. He was a bit sloppy for my liking. But it was intense and passionate and that’s always good.

“I feel kinda dirty,” he said. I wasn’t sure what he meant by that. Dirty as in unclean? Dirty as in sexually dirty? “I really feel like taking a shower.”

Ah! So he wasn’t really dirty at all... he just wanted to get naked with me! I turned on the shower (it was one of those annoying crappy bath-showers where there’s just a showerhead over a bathtub) and when I turned around, he was taking off his shirt. I had seen the Promised Land. His body was amazing. Everything was amazingly defined and nothing was too bulky. Beautifully sculpted pecs and abs. It made me almost embarrassed to take off my clothes!

As I was staring at his amazing body, he continued to take off the rest of his clothes and before long he was completely naked. What I noticed first was the amazingly sexy tan-line he had. Speedo tan-line. Nothing hotter than a Speedo tan-line in my opinion! Then next I noticed his huge hanging balls. They hung very low. Another thing I really loved. Then I noticed his quite large, soft, circumcised cock. I didn’t even care that he was cut – it was incredibly hot!

“Well?” he said. I had just been standing there, staring at this poor naked guy with all of my clothes on! I stripped down almost embarrassedly.

“Wow,” he said. I assumed he must have been joking. “Great cock! Nice body.”

“No way!” I said. “You’re the one with the nice body! It’s fucking amazing I can hardly even believe it!”

He just laughed and hopped into the shower. I followed. He got out the soap and started lathering himself up before moving on to me. I had never had another guy wash me before but it was pretty fucking amazing. Strange, but amazing.

Then, after we’d both rinsed off, he turned me around and started to lick my ass. Heaven! This guy fucking knew what he was doing. I loved getting rimmed and I loved getting rimmed by him! Neither of us even had to touch my cock and his licking got me hard. Rock hard. He then turned me around and started to suck my cock. I had never had someone suck on my cock that hard before. It was like a fucking vacuum! Mr San Francisco was amazing!

He stood up.

“Fuck me with that huge cock,” he said. I hadn’t even done anything to him yet and he wanted me to fuck him? Oh well, it was less work for me so I wasn’t complaining!

I got out my condoms and some lube, wrapped up, lathered him up and slipped in. His ass wasn’t amazingly tight but it still felt good. His butt was so fleshy and my hips rebounded off with every pump.

“Harder!” he said. So I fucked him harder.

“Harder!” he said again. I thought I was fucking him pretty hard. But I guess I could go harder. I started to slam my cock into his ass, really slapping my hips hard against his butt. He was moaning loudly and although I wasn’t usually very vocal during sex, so was I.

“Fuck me harder!” he screamed. I didn’t think I could go any harder! What the hell did this guy want!? I started slamming in more violently and faster.

“Yes, yes, yes!” he was screaming. I hadn’t ever been with someone so loud before. If it wasn’t so intense I probably might have even laughed. Then Mr San Francisco started to moan and I felt his ass contracting on my cock. He got up off his hands so he was just on his knees upright. I watched him cum over his shoulder while I kept fucking him. As far as I knew, I hadn’t even seen him touch his cock. This guy was hot! He cummed from just getting fucked. A true bottom.

I slowed down my pumping after he’d cummed and then once he caught his breath he turned around and said, “Cum in my mouth.”

I stood up and started jerking off in his face. He was so hot it wasn’t long before I came right in his mouth and he swallowed my entire load. There was absolutely nothing left! Even the bits that went on his face, he put in his mouth with his finger.

What an amazing fuck!

“I know someone you might be interested in meeting,” I said.