Mr Canada

Guys, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written. I’ve just gotten back from a school trip to Canada where I met lots of interesting guys from other schools around the world ;-). What made the two-week trip extra fun was the fact that all the schools participating in the conference were staying in the same hotel!

I first laid eyes on Mr Canada whilst sitting through a particularly boring lecture. His hair was mousey brown, his eyes were green, he had such a nice smile (with incredibly white teeth) and was very, very tall. Although I wouldn’t call him “popularly hot” there was something about him that intrigued me and I wanted to have him.

I sought him out after the lecture and introduced myself to him. He was ridiculously nice (I’ve noticed that Canadians seem to be strangely happy) and after about twenty minutes we arranged to have drinks later that night.

Things didn’t quite go to plan as when he knocked on my room to leave for drinks, we started to kiss. He was a great kisser. You know when you just click with someone kissing? Your kissing styles just mix perfectly? I was rock hard in only minutes and could feel that he was hard as well. Despite our raging hard-ons, we kissed for at least an hour (with one quick drinks break). It was just so great I wanted to keep doing it forever, but he made the next move by taking off my shirt. I had been on top of him and he roughly flipped me over (fuck I love that sometimes) and started licking my nipples (not such a big fan of that).

Before long he slowly worked his way down my stomach, unbuttoned my jeans and pulled out my cock. The anticipation of the whole thing had gotten me so fucking horny. I thought I was going to cream when he easily took my whole cock down his throat. He started licking and sucking on my head which drove me absolutely wild. When I thought that I couldn’t hold out anymore, I pulled him off, told him to lie down and stripped him off.

I absolutely couldn’t believe what I saw when he pulled off his boxers. His cock was about 8” long and the thickest thing I had ever seen in my life. I’m not even kidding, it was literally not quite as thick as a beer can. I’d had never seen anything like it before – not even in porn. I couldn’t even wrap one hand around the whole thing.

“What am I supposed to do with that!?” I asked.

“Haha… most people can’t do much,” he answered. “Just do what you can.”

So I tried to work some of my best moves with a few adjustments. I was also surprised to find that Mr Canada wasn’t circumcised – just an added bonus to my prize ;-). I wrapped both hands around his cock and started to stroke (it felt like I was stroking someone’s arm!). I could just fit the head into my mouth and so I sucked on it while I stroked and licked around the underneath of his head.

“I wanna try and take it up my ass,” I said.

“I’ve never been able to fit it in someone’s ass,” he replied, laughing.

“Well I wanna try it anyways,” I said also laughing. “I’m up for the challenge.”

After a lot of lube and a lot of warm-up through his fingers (he knew all the right spots) he positioned himself over my hole ready to push in. After about two minutes of pushing and me trying to relax as much as possible he finally pushed his head in. Fuck it hurt!! I had never had anything that thick in my ass before! After a few more minutes of gentle pushing, the whole thing was in and he started to pump slowly. After a while the pain slowly started to subside and being completely filled up by his cock started to feel absolutely amazing. He started to fuck me harder and harder and his monstrously thick cock was hitting every great spot inside me.

He started jerking me off while fucking me really hard and it wasn’t long before I came all over my stomach and hit myself in the face. Then he pulled his cock out and jerked himself off all over my face.

“I’ve never fucked anyone before,” he said. “I’ve always had to bottom. That was amazing!”

“You’re telling me!” I said.

I was glad I could rise to the challenge of taking Mr Canada’s freak cock up my ass and let me tell you boys, I rose to the challenge again ;-) …

Mr Hairy

I met Mr Hairy at a Halloween party on Saturday night. He was fucking cute! A little bit shorter than me, short hair, brown eyes and a dopey smile. The party was terrible, I hardly knew anyone there so I decided to go and chat up Mr Hairy.

We spoke for about fifteen minutes before we were on the couch making out. He was a really good kisser and had very skilful use of his tongue. We made out for pretty much the rest of the party before exchanging numbers.

After a few flirty texts, we organised to meet up yesterday for a drink in KuBar. I was really excited as my sex had been pretty slow lately. We had quite a few drinks each and chatted for a fair while. He was actually really interesting and such a nice guy. As we were both a little tipsy, I invited him back to my flat and he accepted.

After making out for a few minutes on my bed (he was such a good kisser!), I pulled off his shirt only to find something I often dread. He was hairy, but not only slightly hairy – very hairy. I know some people are into this, but I’m really not! I took off my shirt aswell and continued to make out with him, trying to ignore his hairiness!

Then he took off my pants and started to suck. He got me hard really quickly because as his making-out skills demonstrated, he was skilful with his mouth! He could take my whole cock in his mouth and sucked on it hard, just the way I like it! Before long, he had obviously decided that it was his turn for a suck and took off his pants.

As I had feared, he was even hairier around his crotch than he was on his chest and stomach. He was already hard and his cock was quite big, but it was almost impossible to see it because it was so bushy down there! When you’re hairy it makes your cock look so much smaller! I got as much hair out of the way as I could and began to suck. The hair wasn’t too big of a problem besides the odd stray in my mouth.

“I want you to fuck me,” he said and got onto his hands and knees. I couldn’t do it. He was so incredibly hairy. Ridiculously hairy. I couldn’t even see his hole.

“I feel like bottoming today,” I said. “Is that okay?”

“Sure,” he said and turned around. His magic tongue started to lick my hole and I fucking loved it! Soon enough, he stuck his cock in my ass and started to fuck. The fuck was fairly boring. It wasn’t bad but was all at the same tempo and we only fucked in the one position til he cummed inside me. I didn’t cum.

I don’t like hair, I don’t like hair, I don’t like hair!!