Mr Stalk

Last night I went to the Admiral Duncan on Old Compton street with a few mates for a few pints. My flat is only about ten minutes away but on the walk home I managed to get a stalker. I first noticed Mr Stalk walking behind me as soon as I left the pub but figured he’d eventually fuck off. He didn’t.

After a while it got a bit scary. He was closer to me and there was no one around on the street.

“What do you want?” I yelled. He didn’t reply.

So I just kept walking. I decided not to look back and just go directly to my flat. But soon I heard his footsteps right behind me. I turned around and he was right there.

“What the fuck do you want?” I asked. I was so fucking scared he was going to kill me.

“Do you want to have sex with me?” he asked. Now I won’t lie to you: Mr Stalk was actually quite hot. Although he was short, he was very tanned, clean-shaven and had short dirty-blonde hair. From his accent I thought Mr Stalk was probably German. Under normal circumstances I definitely would have fucked him.

“No,” I said. “Now fuck off.”

“My flat is just here,” he said.

“That’s nice,” I replied and kept walking. By this time I was already starting to come around to Mr Stalk. He was fucking scary but he was hot.

“I’m only here for tonight,” he said. “I’m staying with friends. I just want to have sex and you’re really hot.”

“Well you’re not going to get in my pants by fucking stalking me,” I replied and still kept walking although by now I was actually secretly hoping that he wouldn’t go away and would keep pursuing me.

He grabbed my left shoulder and turned me around, grabbed me by the waist and started to kiss me. At first I wouldn’t let him kiss me but then I decided to just let it happen and Mr Stalk was actually a good kisser. But no, this was fucked up. I stopped him.

“Sorry,” I said. “I have to go.”

I started to walk away again but he did exactly the same thing. I was quite drunk and I was now thinking that the only way I could get Mr Stalk to leave me alone would be to fuck him. So fuck him I did.

We went back to the flat he was staying in which wasn’t actually that far from my flat. We didn’t do oral at all (I just wanted to get it over and done with). We made out for a bit and then I put on a condom and stuck it in his ass. Mr Stalk was obviously a slut as he wasn’t all that tight. The only position I fucked him in was doggy-style. I’d had enough with switching up positions!!

Mr Stalk came twice while I was fucked him. The first time he came was after about five minutes of me pounding his fleshy ass and stroking his quite large, uncut cock. He then waited for about five minutes, started jerking off again and ten minutes later he came. When I started moaning that I was cumming, Mr Stalk whipped himself around so his face was at my cock and I pulled off the condom and jerked off in his face. I shot every single shot in his mouth and he gobbled it up like a little whore.

After changing the sheets, Mr Stalk fell asleep and I left. How could I actually have done such a thing? How could I possibly have just had sex with someone who followed me home? He could have fucking killed me!!

Mr Position

I’ve had Grindr for about a month now but not once had I found a guy close to me that I’d fuck. Finally a guy popped up while I was in Knightsbridge. His picture showed him to have short brown hair, a little facial hair, blue eyes, a three-times-a-week body and a tattoo on his right arm. I started chatting to him while I was walking down the street and our distance was starting to become less and less.

Mr Position then told me to come and see him at his work. He worked at French Connection which was now just across the road from where I was. I took a deep breath to calm my nerves and waited for an appropriate moment to cross the road. I walked in and stood in the doorway to find Mr Position at the cash register. The shop was virtually empty.

I went up to Mr Position and introduced myself. He had definitely found a picture for his Grindr that made him look much better than he actually was in real life but Mr Position was definitely good-looking. His pale blue eyes are what really got me.

He then told me he finished work in about five minutes and asked me if I’d like to get a coffee with him.

“Cut the bullshit,” I laughed. “You found me on Grindr. Is your place close by?”

“Barons Court,” he replied.

We got on the tube and both sat there in a very uncomfortable silence for the ten minutes it took and then walked again in uncomfortable silence the ten minutes from the tube station to his flat. I was starting to regret not having a drink before doing this and felt even sluttier than usual. For some reason I just couldn’t make any form of conversation with him and he obviously felt the same. I was starting to think that because we had absolutely no conversation chemistry that we’d have absolutely no sexual chemistry.

We silently walked up to his flat after an awkward incident of him being unable to open the front door and having to walk five flights of stairs. As soon as we walked into the flat, he grabbed me and kissed me. It felt very, very forced and still so awkward. I didn’t like the fact that we hadn’t even spoken and literally we were only there to fuck each other.

We lay on his bed and I gradually became more comfortable with the situation as he was a good kisser and lost all of my anxiousness with the lust of my tongue in his mouth. Without even any oral, he asked me if I was ready to get fucked. Very straight to the point! I was just kind of up for getting everything over and done with but I certainly didn’t appreciate just going straight into sex without any foreplay.

I went to the bathroom to get myself ready for being fucked and by the time I got back he was already naked, hard on his bed with a condom on.

“Lie down,” Mr Position instructed. “On your back.”

I did as he said and lay down on my back. He took me by the ankles and held my legs in the air, forcefully and quite painfully shoving his perfectly aimed cock into my ass. I winced but he started pumping away hard and fast without warming me up at all. I definitely needed more lube as well!

As I just started to jerk myself off which was only about after twenty seconds, Mr Position moved my legs and flipped my on my side, making it impossible for me to jerk off. I didn’t say anything, but I was starting to get pretty pissed off with the way Mr Position was just treating me like a fucking blow-up doll. Then, again after only about twenty seconds, Mr Position withdrew his cock and lifted me up by my hips onto my hands and knees. He shoved his cock viciously in my ass once again and started to fuck away. At least in THIS position I could jerk myself off!

Needless to say, within another thirty seconds Mr Position had lifted me up by the hips so I was standing, still not saying anything – just grunting and fucking away viciously at my ass.

Mr Position forced me (not saying anything) into almost every position imaginable. I rode him facing him, I rode him facing away, I was up on my shoulders with him facing away, I was off the bed, he was off the bed, he lifted me up with my legs over his shoulders, flat on my front... I can’t even remember them all!!

In the end it was actually quite thrilling but at the same time quite humiliating. Mr Position just forced me into every position we fucked, not even having the courtesy to tell me what we were doing or say anything for that matter! I didn’t even get to cum, but once he had cummed the whole thing was over and I felt very awkward again as if he was telepathically telling me to get out of his flat.

Is it honestly okay to treat real human beings like that? If you want to do that then get a fucking blow-up doll!

Mr Boyfriend Revisited

Since my last encounter with Mr Boyfriend, he had broken up with his boyfriend and found a new boyfriend.

Last Saturday night, his school was having their graduation party (he wasn’t in the graduating year) and I went along. Of course emotions were running high and everyone was very drunk and by the end of the night, everyone seemed to be making out with everyone in their desperate attempts not to say goodbye without letting out their pent-up lust.

I had already spoken to Mr Boyfriend that night and met his new boyfriend, a quite good-looking, red-headed French boy who was incredibly nice. But by the end of the night, I saw Mr Boyfriend making out with a hot, Italian-looking boy who was definitely not his boyfriend! I guess I sort of stood still watching them and a bit of shock and awe. Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend then came up to me.

“Hot, isn’t he?” He asked.

“Which one?” I asked.

“Both of them,” Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend laughed. I was confused as to why Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend seemed okay with this. But Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend explained to me that it was Mr Italy, a guy that they frequently had threesomes with.

“We can fuck anyone we like,” said Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend. “As long as we fuck them together.”

I was always intrigued by open relationships. Surely the two of you can’t be that into each other if you both want to have sex with other people. But then perhaps maybe their connection was so strong they felt comfortable having sex with other people. I mean sex, after all, is just a great pastime.

Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend then came in to kiss me. I let him. I think under normal circumstances perhaps I wouldn’t have even kissed him because although he was quite good-looking, he certainly wasn’t the hottest guy in the room. But the thought that maybe I would get to go home and have a threesome with these two greatly entertained me.

Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend wasn’t a great kisser but he was acceptable. He wasn’t one of the worst ones I’d had, but I always judge what sex is going to be like from a kiss and judging from this I thought it was going to be pretty average. But while we were kissing, Mr Boyfriend broke apart myself and his boyfriend and then said:

“Should we take both of them home?”

Mr Boyfriend, Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend, Mr Italy and I ended up at Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend’s apartment. There were hands, mouths and tongues absolutely everywhere. It was so exciting not quite knowing who’s hand was caressing my stomach, who’s tongue was in my mouth or who’s fingers were up my ass. There wasn’t a single person that was being passed around like a piece of meat between the others – we all were.

It was exhilarating grabbing asses, licking nipples, fondling dicks when you weren’t sure who’s was who’s. The four of us fumbled excitedly around in the dark for about twenty minutes before things started getting more serious. A pair of hands pulled out my cock and the mouth of the same person went to work on it. Then, two cocks were in my face and I grabbed both of them and started to suck. I’d never sucked two cocks at the same time before but it was definitely fun! I put them both close to my mouth and licked their heads, jerked one while I sucked the other and rubbed their heads together. It was quite an experiment but I think both of them enjoyed it.

While I was sucking the two dicks, whoever was sucking my cock started to finger my ass and before long I felt their cock searching for my hole so I spread my legs to the sides and helped who I now realised was Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend find the way inside me. He started pumping away slowly putting all of what seemed like a very big dick up me while I watched the little-visible Mr Boyfriend lick Mr Italy’s ass. Before long, Mr Italy hovered over me, putting a condom and some lube on my rock-hard cock before sitting on it while Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend was still pumping my ass.

I love the warm, tight feeling around my cock when it first enters a hungry hole and what made it even hotter that I was being fucked at the same time while Mr Italy was sucking Mr Boyfriend’s dick. All I could see was between Mr Boyfriend’s legs as he stood over me while getting his cock serviced but the sensation of being fucked while having someone bounce up and down on my dick was too amazing for words.

Mr Boyfriend then lowered himself down over my face and I started to lick and finger his hairless hole. Mr Italy then got off me and Mr Boyfriend got on his hands and knees. Mr Italy got a condom and slipped himself into Mr Boyfriend’s ass. Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend then withdrew himself from me and I got up, putting myself back into Mr Italy’s ass. I stayed perfectly still while Mr Italy fucked himself forwards into Mr Boyfriend’s ass and backwards onto my cock and Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend had moved over in front of Mr Boyfriend, getting his dick sucked.

About five minutes later Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend practically started to scream with pleasure and pulled his cock out of his boyfriend’s mouth, jerking it off and spraying a load of cum in each of our faces. Usually I don’t like cum anywhere near my face but in this case it was just so hot and perfect. The three of us then stopped fucking and lay Mr Boyfriend’s boyfriend down on the bed while we all got in a circle around him.

We jerked off around him and then all blew our loads in his face. Afterwards, we took showers in pairs (I was with Mr Boyfriend and there was some further making out and fondling) and I went home and had a seriously fucking good sleep!!

That was definitely one of the best experiences I’ve ever had!

Mr Shower

Now, when I say “shower” I don’t mean the act of washing yourself with water, I mean “show” with an “er” chucked on the end. To show.

The first thing I noticed about Mr Shower when I first saw him in a dance class at Pineapple Studios was his absolutely gorgeous, fleshy, squeezable ass. I couldn’t keep my eyes off it all class! Then I noticed a seriously fucking impressive package through his tights. Mr Shower was definitely Eastern European and was very cute, although he had a somewhat big nose and a couple of moles on his face. But it sort of suited him. From then on, the only thing I could think about for the rest of the class was whether or not I would be able to catch a glimpse of his gorgeous nakedness in the changing room. I did.

When I got into the changing room, Mr Shower wasn’t in there. Once I had gotten changed, however, Mr Shower walked into the changing room so I stalled. I fiddled around with my shoes and went to the toilet and by the time I had gotten back, Mr Shower was completely naked and holding a towel, making his way into the showers. What I love most about the renovations at Pineapple is the fact that it’s now so easy to perve on people in the showers!

As he walked into the showers I watched his amazing butt bounce almost poetically. The only thing hotter than looking at an amazing ass is looking at an amazing ass walking! Then he turned around and I caught sight of an enormous cock! His uncut cock must have been about five inches long, nestled amongst neatly trimmed pubes.

As I thought I had now been stalling for a suspiciously long time, I lapped up all of the cock that I could, stored a mental image for a good wank session later and left.

The next day I decided to go back to Pineapple Studios and take the same dance class. I got there about twenty-five minutes before the class to warm up and lo and behold, who was there? None other than the hot-assed Mr Shower. I decided I had nothing to lose so I went over and chatted to him. He was very, very friendly and he was Hungarian! How exotic!

We talked for the whole time until the class started and then resumed talking after it had finished. He was so nice! I had brought a towel this time and decided that I would shower with Mr Shower! I couldn’t help but glance every now and again at the gorgeous, big cock next to me which I’m sure he noticed. But then I noticed that he was slyly glancing at mine aswell! I was so excited.

As we were both getting dressed again he asked me what I was doing now. I said I wasn’t doing anything (I was supposed to be going for a coffee with one of my friends...) and he asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. So we went to Starbucks and talked! Despite his strong accent, Mr Shower was so easy to talk to! He was incredibly friendly. I was feeling quite confident after seeing him look at my cock and ask me if I wanted to go to coffee, so I asked him if he wanted to come back to my flat and he did.

Back home, it took me a while to work up the courage to kiss him but when I did, he kissed back and it wasn’t long before we were both naked on my bed. But then as we were kissing I went to put my hand around his cock to jerk him off and I noticed something very peculiar. Mr Shower’s gorgeous, big cock wasn’t really that big at all. It was about six inches now that it was erect. Mr Shower was definitely a shower and definitely not a grower. I was very disappointed but also strangely excited. I had always thought that “showers” were just sort of urban legends and that everyone’s cocks grew when they got hard. But no, showers existed. Mr Shower was the first shower I had ever encountered!

Before I had a chance to really think about Mr Shower’s cock, he started to suck mine. Fuck, was he good! He worked on my dick for a good ten minutes and he was so good that I honestly didn’t want him to stop! But my want to fuck his amazing ass was so much more than my want for him to keep going so we switched places and I started sucking his cock, licking his ass and fingering his hole. Fuck he had SUCH a tight ass!! I couldn’t believe how tight it was.

After about five minutes, I put on a condom and lubed up his hole really well. It took a good couple of minutes for me to work my cock into his seriously tight ass. I fucked him doggy style and watched my cock disappear and reappear from inside him and my hips gradually bounce harder and harder off his absolutely AMAZING (I cannot stress how perfectly round and fleshy his ass was) ass. He groaned at every pound and by the sounds if it, he was loving it. The tightness of his hole meant that I couldn’t last any longer than ten minutes and I pulled out and cummed all over his back before he jerked himself off and came all over my sheets.

Who knew that showers really do exist? Luckily, this shower had a fucking awesome butt. I just love watching my cock fuck a meaty ass.

Mr Straight

Mr Straight was going out with one of my (female) friends for about nine months and during that time we’d become really good friends! We spoke all the time and I’d become just as good friends with him as I was with her. I was so jealous that she was going out with someone as amazing as him!

Anyways, the other night I had about six people over for some drinks when James got out his iPhone and showed us this application he had. Basically, you touched “roll” and these two dice rolled. The first one revealed an action and the second one revealed a body part. So for example if one touched “roll” one could get “suck” and “finger”. By this stage we were all quite drunk and we thought it would be fun to play Chicken with the application. For every “dare” you chickened out of, you had to take a shot and then remove an article of clothing.

As there were two girls with their boyfriends (one of which was Mr Straight) and two gay guys other than myself, the game was no doubt going to be a fun exploration of all of our sexualities!

There aren’t too many bad combinations you can get. The “worst” possibilities you can get are “suck genitalia” and “suck anus”. By the end of the night I had sucked everyone’s fingers, licked one of the gay guys’ asses, sucked both of the gay guys’ cocks, fondled both of the straight guys’ cocks, fingered a girl, licked a pussy, had my cock sucked by a girl and a gay guy, had my cock fondled by both straight guys and had my ass licked by both gay guys. Everyone had passed up on so many dares that we were all absolutely smashed and naked.

Although it was a hot sight, I really couldn’t take my eyes off Mr Straight. He was so hot! He was blonde and had fair skin. He had a nice-sized uncut cock although his balls weren’t very big. He had a perfectly shaped patch of blonde hair just above his cock. Also, his ass was just amazing! We all went to sleep right there, naked on the lounge room floor.

Luckily in the morning I was the first to wake up and couldn’t resist taking a few sneaky pictures of the two naked straight guys on my (new) BlackBerry because I just knew I would never get to see them naked again!

That night, I was speaking to Mr Straight on Facebook and we started talking about how funny the previous night had been. Then he said:

“It was actually kinda cool doing stuff with you guys. I’ve always been curious about it... I kinda liked it.”

NO FUCKING WAY!!! I instantly got a hard-on. We started talking about his curiosity more.

“Have you ever wanted to do anything else with a guy?” I asked.

He explained that when he was 14, he and his mate used to sometimes jerk off together after school and once they jerked each other off. He liked it and ever since he’s been curious about doing stuff with guys but had always been too scared to try.

Shamefully (and very, very nervously), I asked him (in a much more subtle way) if he wanted to try stuff out with me. He did. Then surprisingly:

“Should I come over now?”

I wasn’t expecting anything til at LEAST the next day. But right here, right now? I agreed and then quickly got ready to be fucked by Mr Straight.

When he arrived he said he thought he needed to have a few drinks before he would be confident enough to try anything so he had two glasses of white wine and I had one and we started to kiss. I couldn’t fucking believe my luck kissing Mr Straight. His girlfriend, my friend, wasn’t even on my mind. The kiss was tentative at first but gradually he relaxed and it became very passionate with our tongues hungrily exploring each others’ mouths before his hands explored my body and found their way to my cock which he played with in my jeans.

I then took his shirt off and admired his very muscular body and before long we were both naked and I was working on his cock. Although I was rock hard as soon as my lips touched his cock, it took him a while to get hard. Then he said he wanted to suck my cock and from the moment he started it was evident that he was straight. He found it a little bit difficult and really didn’t know what he was doing but I definitely didn’t mind because he was so hot. He then licked my hole which was amazing! A straight guy licking my ass... I couldn’t think of anything better! He then asked if I had a condom, slipped one on and lubed up.

Mr Straight fucked me for a good forty-five minutes in about every position imaginable. He really did fuck me hard and I loved every deep slam into me. After I came all over my stomach, he pulled out and came on my face before licking some off my cheek and kissing me, passing his cum into my mouth. I HATE cum but I was willing to take some for the incredibly sexy Mr Straight.

After Mr Straight left I was completely filled with guilt for my friend – his girlfriend. I’d fucking done it again! I always swear I’ll never help someone cheat on their partner but who could resist this opportunity? I’m sure she’d never find out anyways.

Mr Possession

So me and my mates went to Heaven last night. Porn Idol is always fun, but I was looking to get laid. But not only did I get laid, I got fucked.

After Porn Idol was over, we went to the Departure Lounge and got some drinks bought for us by one of my mate’s sugar daddies. As we were sat on a lounge by the bar, a shirtless guy came over and sat with us. Mr Possession was hot. Seriously hot. And SO fucking muscly! He spoke ALOT about himself and briefly asked all of us about ourselves. He was a personal trainer and it was so obvious looking at his shirtless body. I could sense there was some competition for him between myself and two of my friends.

Then we all went to the main floor to dance. He sort of went around and danced with all of us, as though trialling us. I needed to get laid and I wasn’t the best looking out of my group so I needed to do something to ensure I would get laid. When he came around and danced behind me, I reached into his pants and started playing with his dick. He got hard and it wasn’t very big, but he was hot and I seriously needed to get my prostate poked. He then reached into my pants and started to finger me with two fingers. I was so hard. I asked him if he wanted to come back to mine. He agreed. Competition won.

Back at mine he furiously sucked my dick like an obvious pro and licked my ass before putting a condom on and fucking me doggy style. He grabbed my hips hard and slammed me back on his dick while slamming into me. It was bliss! He fucked me doggy, on my back, me on top, on my side and then we both finally came together on my stomach.

After sharing a cigarette, we both fell asleep.

In the morning, I woke up to find Mr Possession had already gone. I picked up my jeans to find my BlackBerry to check the time but it wasn’t there. I searched on my bedroom floor, and then in the lounge and then all over my whole flat. Had I lost it last night? No.

Mr Possession stole my BlackBerry, my iPod, £100 from my wallet, my Burberry trench coat and my Sex and the City boxset. At least my laptop didn’t get stolen. Fuck.

Mr Finally

So it’s been a seriously long time since I had sex. I’ve had a very, very long dry-spell! But that all ended last night. I’d been friends with Mr Finally for a fair while now. He’d always come over to watch a movie or we’d go out to dinner but there was nothing romantic or sexual about it. I didn’t find him attractive. He had a big nose, was too skinny and kinda awkward but he was very funny and I did want to be his friend!

Last night he came over and we had a LOT to drink. Together we polished off two entire bottles of sauvignon blanc over the course of the evening. Things (of course) got a little bit frisky when he said his back was hurting and asked me to give him a massage. Of course I did. I was seriously fucking drunk. After a minute he said it was hurting and asked if I had any oil. In my drunken state, I thought it would be hilarious to bring out lube instead of oil. Whilst giving him a lube massage, I then thought it would be hilarious to stick a finger in his ass. He also found this hilarious.

Then we both thought it would be hilarious to get naked. And then I thought it would be hilarious to stick my cock up his ass. So that is how Mr Finally and I had sex. I fucked his really tight ass quite hard, which by the sounds of it he found quite painful. My drunkenness made me last for a very long time. He just lay on his stomach moaning while I fucked him from on top. But at the end I flipped him over and came all over his face. He showered and left.

I woke this morning on the couch with a seriously bad headache. And then I remembered the antics of the night before. Drinking is dangerous!! I felt better after having FINALLY got laid but I don’t think Mr Finally was the right person to fuck. Oh shit I didn’t even use a condom!

Mr Different

Mr Different was definitely not the sort of guy I usually go for. He had red hair, a big nose and was quite short, yet Mr Different was strangely cute. Mr Different had been talking to me on Facebook for a number of weeks now and he was actually really funny and nice so I decided to push my boundaries and give it a go with him.

He was only seventeen so we went for a coffee. He was SO shy so it was a little bit awkward at first but gradually he relaxed and we got into proper conversations. He was really smart and so funny and gradually throughout our date I found him more and more attractive. I definitely didn’t know that someone’s personality could make them so much more attractive so quickly.

We had another coffee date yesterday and again he was VERY shy at first (so adorable) but again he gradually relaxed and became very funny. I wasn’t sure whether he would be freaked out and scared off if I invited him back to my flat, but luckily he accepted.

Strangely enough I was really excited to kiss Mr Different. He is definitely not the sort of person I would usually go for at all. When we got back to my flat, I put on Eating Out 3 and we watched for a while before we started to make out. Mr Different was a good kisser!! I was surprised! I wasn’t sure how many guys he had been with before but it really seemed like he knew what he was doing.

He then started taking off my jumper and t-shirt – aggressive!! Our kiss started getting more and more intense. He then unzipped my jeans and pulled out my hard cock. I couldn’t believe just kissing Mr Different had gotten me hard – it usually takes alot more than that! He started to suck away. It wasn’t amazing, but it wasn’t bad. He bobbed up and down on my cock for a good five minutes, playing with my balls.

Then it was his turn. I took off his shirt. I couldn’t believe it. Mr Different had an AMAZING body. I was not expecting it at all. So defined! Big pecs, six easily visible abs... perfect! I couldn’t resist but to lick and suck his left nipple while massaging his right pec. I then unzipped his pants and out flopped his cock. It was huge. Not HUGE... but really big. How could someone that looked like him have such an amazing body and such a big, thick cock!? Mr Different was definitely a good choice. I started to suck his cock but not for too long.

“Fuck me,” I said.

“Really?” he asked. He sounded surprised.

“Hell yes,” I said.

He fucked me on my back, doggy and then finally I rode his big cock before cumming so hard, it got on his face. It was absolutely fucking amazing. Then I lay on the bed and he started jerking off in my face. Usually I hate guys cumming on my face but for Mr Different I was definitely willing to make an exception. He came SO much! I didn’t particularly enjoy it but he definitely deserved it.

I’m SO glad I took a chance on Mr Different. Although I know he’s not actually good looking, I find him SO cute... and he’s got TONS of sex appeal! I’m definitely going to be willing to take chances on less-attractive guys in the future.

Mr Celebration

It was my birthday last night and some of my friends organised a bit of a piss-up in one of their flats. At first I thought the gathering of people was a little bit random – it was all guys and some of the guys there weren’t even that close to me... like I had closer friends than them. But anyways, we were having a fun night! There was about seven of us in total having a laugh when one of my mates got a call and then announced that it was time for my present.

I was a little bit baffled when nobody brought out any presents. My mate who answered the phone and then started walking into the hallway just in time for the buzzer to go. Now I was really confused. All my friends had big smiles on their faces. WHAT WAS GOING ON?

I heard the door slam and then my mate re-entered followed by a guest. This guy was about mid-twenties and insanely good-looking. Like so good-looking I didn’t think he could be real. Who was he? Where was my fucking present?

“We got you a hooker!” My mate explained. Best present ever? I think so. But then I was confused... were they going to ditch me while I had my way with this ridiculously hot prossie? My question was quickly answered before I had to even ask it when all my mates started getting naked. But then I was confused again? I was under the impression that two of the guys there were straight...

“Happy Birthday, sexy,” Mr Celebration said to me before undressing me. I literally went weak at the knees. He was so fucking hot! Then Mr Celebration started sucking my cock while all my friends started stroking themselves. Mr Celebration CERTAINLY knew what he was doing and worked my cock good. Then, on his knees, he moved around the circle of cocks. It was such a hot sight. After he gave every cock a good suck twice, my mate who had organised the whole thing disappeared and came back with a large handful of condoms and lube.

Mr Celebration stood up and got naked. FUCK ME! He was absolutely amazing. So muscled... but not over muscled. He was just absolutely perfect. No wonder people pay him. He grabbed the lube and got his hole wet ready to be fucked. I was the first to slip in and pounded him hard. His moans made it sound like he liked it, but I’m sure it was just because I was paying him!

Then, each of my friends took it in turns to fuck Mr Celebration’s ass. It was SO hot watching my mates fuck him... watching the different ways they fucked him. Not only positions but their styles. Like one of them liked to slowly take his whole cock completely out of Mr Celebration’s ass and then slam it back in and another of my friends barely moved his cock in and out of Mr Celebration’s ass but fucked him really fast.

It was especially hot watched my two mates who I thought were straight get sucked by and fuck Mr Celebration. I would definitely have to ask them later what the fuck was going on! Why wasn’t somebody filming this??? This is definitely something I would like to view at a later date!!

After everyone had had enough of fucking Mr Celebration’s muscly ass, all seven of us took it in turns to cum on Mr Celebration’s face and one of my mates licked some off after everyone had cummed (FUCKING HOT!!!).

Definitely the best birthday I have ever had in my life. Such a fucking good night! Although I haven’t found out how much Mr Celebration did cost, I did find out that those two mates of mine are infact straight but wanted to try fucking a bloke!