Mr Hairy

I met Mr Hairy at a Halloween party on Saturday night. He was fucking cute! A little bit shorter than me, short hair, brown eyes and a dopey smile. The party was terrible, I hardly knew anyone there so I decided to go and chat up Mr Hairy.

We spoke for about fifteen minutes before we were on the couch making out. He was a really good kisser and had very skilful use of his tongue. We made out for pretty much the rest of the party before exchanging numbers.

After a few flirty texts, we organised to meet up yesterday for a drink in KuBar. I was really excited as my sex had been pretty slow lately. We had quite a few drinks each and chatted for a fair while. He was actually really interesting and such a nice guy. As we were both a little tipsy, I invited him back to my flat and he accepted.

After making out for a few minutes on my bed (he was such a good kisser!), I pulled off his shirt only to find something I often dread. He was hairy, but not only slightly hairy – very hairy. I know some people are into this, but I’m really not! I took off my shirt aswell and continued to make out with him, trying to ignore his hairiness!

Then he took off my pants and started to suck. He got me hard really quickly because as his making-out skills demonstrated, he was skilful with his mouth! He could take my whole cock in his mouth and sucked on it hard, just the way I like it! Before long, he had obviously decided that it was his turn for a suck and took off his pants.

As I had feared, he was even hairier around his crotch than he was on his chest and stomach. He was already hard and his cock was quite big, but it was almost impossible to see it because it was so bushy down there! When you’re hairy it makes your cock look so much smaller! I got as much hair out of the way as I could and began to suck. The hair wasn’t too big of a problem besides the odd stray in my mouth.

“I want you to fuck me,” he said and got onto his hands and knees. I couldn’t do it. He was so incredibly hairy. Ridiculously hairy. I couldn’t even see his hole.

“I feel like bottoming today,” I said. “Is that okay?”

“Sure,” he said and turned around. His magic tongue started to lick my hole and I fucking loved it! Soon enough, he stuck his cock in my ass and started to fuck. The fuck was fairly boring. It wasn’t bad but was all at the same tempo and we only fucked in the one position til he cummed inside me. I didn’t cum.

I don’t like hair, I don’t like hair, I don’t like hair!!